Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
losing everything in life except weight
THIS IS MY POEM I’M HYPERVENTILATING this is fucking goregous
Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.
I’m not gonna lie, I thought you had somehow magically stapled your desks to the wall and I am the biggest idiot ever
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
following back tons!
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
i love sleeping to avoid problems